Santa Clara (CA) – Sun is entering the database market and has agreed to purchase MySQL AB, developer of the popular SQL database management system SQL. Sun will shell out about $1 billion for the open source software and integrate it into its own software platform.
The investment will consist of about $800 million in cash for all of MySQL AB’s stock as well as $200 million in options. Sun said that the software will complement the firm’s virtualization, middleware and storage platforms; however, the company also hopes that MySQL will reach new customers, especially through the Sun’s OEM distribution agreements with companies such as Dell, IBM and Intel.Following the transaction, Sun plans to immediately integrate MySQL into its software, creating a platform consisting of MySQL, Open Solaris, GlassFish, Java and NetBeans.MySQL was first released in 1995. Employing more than 400 people in 25 countries, MySQL AB claims that the database has been downloaded more than 100 million times and is currently installed on more than 10 million systems. More than 50,000 copies of the software are downloaded every day, according to MySQL AB.
The LOOOOOVE Story
Two lovers when failed to marry each other decided to suicide and came to the top of a mountain.
At first, the boy jumped from the mountain..., Then the girl said, ''Love is blind'', and came back to her house...,
The boy opened his parachute and said, "True love never dies'' and came back to his house...
THE END
At first, the boy jumped from the mountain..., Then the girl said, ''Love is blind'', and came back to her house...,
The boy opened his parachute and said, "True love never dies'' and came back to his house...
THE END
THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable! How did you make this possible?"Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "*We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.*On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!*I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”.*She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
*Husband:*"That's it. We are happy ever after.*”Great!!!!!!!!!
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!*I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”.*She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
*Husband:*"That's it. We are happy ever after.*”Great!!!!!!!!!
santa & bant
Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with
cold water
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Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home,
she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure
like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is
earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says
this is all india radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
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Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this
is not fair.
Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same
price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i
fill for rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with
cold water
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Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home,
she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure
like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is
earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says
this is all india radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
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Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this
is not fair.
Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same
price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i
fill for rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Marketing Techniques...rool on
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining Marketing
concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:" By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public
Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's
Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand
and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for
entering new markets
concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:" By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public
Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's
Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand
and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for
entering new markets
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