XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift
employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office
was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered
outside office. 10 mins passed..................................
5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees
- With melting heart I am making this announcement that for
many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying
off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID
card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be
couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as
we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands
& also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.