Peg after peg

 I never take risk while drinking

 When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
 I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
 I stealthily enter the house
 Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
 Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
 But still no one is aware of it
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
 Quickly enjoy one peg
 Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
 Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
 Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

 I peep into the kitchen
 Wife is cutting potatoes
 No one is aware of what I did
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage
 Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are
 looking out for her

 I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
 But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
 I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
 Quickly enjoy one peg

 Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
 Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
 But still no one is aware of what I did
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
 Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
 I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

 I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
 But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
 I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy 
 one peg in the sink

 Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
 I keep the rack in the potatoes wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo keep  it in the black cupboard

 Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
 But still no one is aware of what I did
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again,
 Iwill cut your tongue...!
 Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

 I take out the bottle from the potatoes
 Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
 Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
 Wife is giving a smile

 Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
 But still no one is aware of what I did
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
 Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

 I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
 Stove is also on the rack
 There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

 I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
 But none of the horses are aware of what I did
 Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

 Iyer is still cooking
 And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
 Becoz I never take what???