Laughing will increase ur life span

Smile a while...

 
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

"Saints". 

But now they are called... "IT professionals"

 

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

 

3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love...

Love is always present..   It's just that,

One loves too much, And the other loves too many,

 

4.) Employee: Boss, now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

 
 
5.) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

 

6.) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach

When pages of your book still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..!

 

7.) Useful

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a Wiseman cannot answer"

No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

 

8.) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved."

Girl: That' s good, Give me 12 of them..!

 

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an...  opening for you..! "

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

 

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us

Bush and Students

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk
 
with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask
 
him.One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what's your name

John: john

Bush: what's your question

John: sir I have three questions


1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john. ( just then the bell for
recess rang).

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.


After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :What's your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN?

Good joke

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

The Socrates Triple Filter Test.

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem.

One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"

"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test."

"The first filter is TRUTH. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

'All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of GOODNESS. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of USEFULNESS.

Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates,

"If what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?" Friends, use this triple filter each time you hear loose talk about any of your near & dear friends.

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